Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the street!
What did the math book say to the other math book?
I know I can count on you!
How many letters are in the English alphabet?
18!
How many chickens cross the road?
None! Because they’re chickens!
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
An udder failure.
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