Why don’t comedians perform for ghosts?
They boo!
What does a monster call a runner?
Fast food!
Why didn’t the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck!
What did the paperclip say to the magnet on their date?
I am attracted to you!
(from Encyclopedia Brown)
A guy came to an antique store with a sword that said, “World War I” The person who worked there told him it wasn’t worth a lot and it was fake. How did he know?
When it was World War I they didn’t know there was going to be another war so they called it “The Great War.”
What jam can’t you eat?
Traffic jam!
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