Jokes By Kids

From Ethan Lopez, 10 years old, Lake Tahoe, Nevada, USA

Why did the bed wear a disguise?

It was undercover.

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From Hannah, 10 years old, Newcastle

What did the penguin say to the snowman?

This is snow cool!

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From Brant, 12 years old, Texas

If number 2 pencils are so popular …

Why are they still number two?

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From Michael K., 10 years old, Washington D.C.

What do elephants and rainbows have in common?

Nothing!

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From Austin K., 10 years old, Crab Orchard NE

What type of car does a cat drive?

A Cat-illac!

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From Arnel Besic, 10 years old, Salt Lake City, Utah

What did the noodle say to the butter?

Don’t try to butter me up!

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