What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What is an alien’s favorite computer key?
The space bar!
What do the letter “A” and a flower have in common?
Bees go after them!
What vegetable isn’t allowed on ships transporting goods?
Leeks (leaks)
Why did the skeleton cross the street?
Because it had no guts!
There are a Mommy tomato, a Daddy tomato and a little baby tomato. They are all going on a walk. The baby tomato is very slow and is falling behind, so what do the Mommy and Daddy tomato say?
Catch up! (ketchup)
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