Why did the squirrel cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek ?
You better not cross the line!
Why do refrigerators hum?
Because they don’t know the words.
Kids in kindergarten don’t listen to Jack and the Beanstalk anymore.
Now it’s Jack and the Dangers of Genetically Engineered Bean Seeds.
What’s up?
The sky!
Why does nobody kiss vampires?
Because they have garlic breath!
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