(from Encyclopedia Brown)
A guy came to an antique store with a sword that said, “World War I” The person who worked there told him it wasn’t worth a lot and it was fake. How did he know?
When it was World War I they didn’t know there was going to be another war so they called it “The Great War.”
What jam can’t you eat?
Traffic jam!
Why did the farmer jump to the moon?
To get his cow!
What did Polly the parrot want on the 4th of July?
A fire cracker!
Did you hear about the Karate champion who joined the navy?
I hear he was terrible. The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself!
Why did the tigers at school not like the other tiger?
Because he was a cheetah!
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