Jokes By Kids

From Mr.Nick Hotdog, 10 years old, Alabama

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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From Amanda de la Vega , 10 years old, San Antonio, Texas

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Atch
Atch who?

Bless you!!!

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From Chy, 14 years old, Coleman,Texas

How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste!

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From Youcan'tknowmyname, 12 years old, Youcan'tknowwhereilive

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nobody.
Nobody who?

-Silence-

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From Khalil Al Raki, 9 years old, Bouscoura, Casablanca

Why did the student take his test in space?

Because he wanted a high grade!

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From Mr. Nick Hotdog, 10 years old, Alabama

What do you call a dog with no legs?

You can call him whatever you want but he still won’t come!

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