Jokes By Kids

From Ashlyn, 10 years old, Sidney, Ohio

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say knock knock again?

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From Cece, 10 years old, Greensburg, PA

Why didn’t the skunk have enough money to go to the movies?

Because he only had one scent!

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From Hudson Cox, 10 years old, USA

What do you put in a box to make it lighter?

Holes!

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From Joshua Maynard, 7 years old, York, UK

What did the rocks say when the tide came in?

Long time no sea!

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From Alex+C, 8 years old, USA

What day do potatoes hate most?

Friday!!!!!!!

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From Alana Kennedy, 10 years old, Glasgow, Scotland

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You are too young to smoke.

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