Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Pencil
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don’t wear a belt!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Anonymous, 10 years old, USA
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Pencil
Pencil who?
From Brian, 11 years old, New Jersey
Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?
From Eric, 13 years old, Virginia
Can a match box?
From Martin Y., 13 years old, Hong Kong
What did the sea say to the shore?
From Jennifer Lopez, 13 years old, Indiana
What did the math book say to the other math book?
From Stella, 9 years old, Canada
What do you call Batman and Robin after they were squashed by cattle?
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