What do you call a peanut who is an astronaut?
An astronut!
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What do you call a peanut who is an astronaut?
From Misty, 11 years old, Texas
Which side of a chicken has more feathers?
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What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music?
From Jay, 11 years old, California, USA
Why did the man throw his butter in the air?
From Stella, 9 years old, Canada
How do you make a tissue dance?
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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