What is a zombie’s favorite part of the road?
The DEAD ends of course!
What is a frog’s favorite food?
Ribbbbb-eye!
Teachers say our future relies on our dreams …
But they don’t let us sleep in class!
What is black, white and red?
A newspaper (is read).
What did the frog order from McDonalds?
French Flies and Diet Croak!
Elephant was crying and Ant came by.
Ant: Hey Elephant, why are you crying?
Elephant: Well, I ate all my food, and I am still hungry:-(
Ant: Oh, don’t worry! I will share my food with you ๐
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