Why did the man throw his butter in the air?
He wanted to see a butter fly!
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the turkey join the band?
He had the drumsticks!
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What is an alien’s favorite computer key?
The space bar!
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