How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the turkey join the band?
He had the drumsticks!
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What is an alien’s favorite computer key?
The space bar!
What do the letter “A” and a flower have in common?
Bees go after them!
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