What vegetable isn’t allowed on ships transporting goods?
Leeks (leaks)
Why did the skeleton cross the street?
Because it had no guts!
There are a Mommy tomato, a Daddy tomato and a little baby tomato. They are all going on a walk. The baby tomato is very slow and is falling behind, so what do the Mommy and Daddy tomato say?
Catch up! (ketchup)
Why did the squirrel cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek ?
You better not cross the line!
Why do refrigerators hum?
Because they don’t know the words.
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