Jokes By Kids

From Annika, 7 years old, Kenosha, WI

What is bubble gum’s favorite type of music?

Pop!

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From Bun Bun, 9 years old, Echuca

What does Santa say when his sleigh goes in reverse?

OH OH OH!

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From Ashlyn, 10 years old, Sidney, Ohio

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say knock knock again?

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From Cece, 10 years old, Greensburg, PA

Why didn’t the skunk have enough money to go to the movies?

Because he only had one scent!

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From Hudson Cox, 10 years old, USA

What do you put in a box to make it lighter?

Holes!

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From Joshua Maynard, 7 years old, York, UK

What did the rocks say when the tide came in?

Long time no sea!

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