What do you call a donkey and a cow?
A donkow!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
A man walked into a cafe and this is what he ordered:
1 egg undercooked so it is runny, and 1 overcooked egg so that it is impossible to eat. I want a piece of bacon on the side just a bit cold, and one piece of toast… not toasted, and butter right out of the fridge so it is impossible to spread.
The waiter answered, “That might be a bit difficult.” The man answered:
It cannot be difficult. That is what you served me 5 minutes ago.
Why was a reindeer nose red?
Because he had a cold.
What kind of flowers gives kisses?
Tulips!
I was going to tell you the butter joke …
But promise you won’t spread it!
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