Jokes By Kids

From Brint, 3 years old, MO

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine!

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From Shania, 9 years old, Miami, Florida

What did the pig say when his eye felt funny?

Do I have pig-eye?

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From Annika, 7 years old, Kenosha, WI

What is bubble gum’s favorite type of music?

Pop!

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From Bun Bun, 9 years old, Echuca

What does Santa say when his sleigh goes in reverse?

OH OH OH!

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From Ashlyn, 10 years old, Sidney, Ohio

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say knock knock again?

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From Cece, 10 years old, Greensburg, PA

Why didn’t the skunk have enough money to go to the movies?

Because he only had one scent!

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