Why did the duck cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
When does B come after U ?
When you steal some of its honey !
What is two plus two?
A tutu!
What do you call a universe that you rule?
A youniverse!
Why can’t a doctor ever get angry?
He has a lot of patients.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To beat the chicken to the table!
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