Jokes By Kids

From Stella, 9 years old, Canada

What do you call Batman and Robin after they were squashed by cattle?

Flatman and Ribbon!

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From Mathew Danuff, 11 years old, Florida

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Owls!
Owls who?

Yes, they do!

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From Sierra, 10 years old, Colorado

[prank call] Hi, is your refrigerator running?

Then you’d better go catch it!

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From Sumsum, 9 years old, Howell, MI

Knock knock!
Who is there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Orange!
Orange who?

Orange you happy I didn’t say banana again?!?!?!?!?

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From Sunshine Condez, 9 years old, Manila, Philippines

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other SLIDE! (side)

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From Tiph, 11 years old, Pennsylvania

Why is animal testing a bad idea ?

Because they get nervous and give the wrong answers!

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