Trevor stays at Tray’s until August. How many t’s in that?
There are 2 t’s in “that”!
A cowboy rode to town on Friday. He stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How did he do it?
His horse’s name is Friday!!!!!
What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho (not your) cheese!
What do you call a donkey and a cow?
A donkow!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
A man walked into a cafe and this is what he ordered:
1 egg undercooked so it is runny, and 1 overcooked egg so that it is impossible to eat. I want a piece of bacon on the side just a bit cold, and one piece of toast… not toasted, and butter right out of the fridge so it is impossible to spread.
The waiter answered, “That might be a bit difficult.” The man answered:
It cannot be difficult. That is what you served me 5 minutes ago.
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