What is the funniest type of taffy?
The Laffy Taffy
Two zombies hang out at the park. One has a new girlfriend. What does his friend say when he introduces her?
“She’s a cutie. Where’d you dig her up?”
What is a green house made of?
Glass
What do you get when a cat walks across the desert?
You get Sandy Paws.
There was a very mean (miserly) man. He dreamed that he was giving money to many people. He woke and ………………….
………. decided not to sleep again.
A panda walks into a restaurant. After eating his food, he pulls out a gun and shoots it off. (Of course, nobody was harmed.) “What did you do that for?” asks the waiter. The panda smirks, throwing him a dictionary with poor grammar. The waiter watches as the panda walks out, then reads it…
Panda – A black and white bear, native to Asia. Eats, shoots and leaves.
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