Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have any guts!
Why couldn’t the pirate get into the movie?
Because it was rated R!!
How does Lady Gaga like her hamburgers?
Raw-raw-raw!
If you have a pound of feathers and a pound of bricks, which one weighs more?
They both weigh the same – they’re both a POUND!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he felt like it.
Why did Cali phone ya?
She called to say Hawhi ya (Hawaii)
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