What do you call a universe that you rule?
A youniverse!
Why can’t a doctor ever get angry?
He has a lot of patients.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To beat the chicken to the table!
What is a cow’s favorite place to go?
The mooooovies!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
Because the chicken called in sick!
Why did the cactus cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s back.
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