Why did the rooster cross the road?
Because the chicken called in sick!
Why did the cactus cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s back.
Why did the ghost join the cheerleading championship?
To show a little spirit.
What did one pencil say to the other pencil after attempting to be sharpened?
It’s pointless.
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda where I left my keys?
What is invisible and smells like cookies and milk?
Santa’s burp!
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