Why did the chicken cross the road?
So the cop can stop him and say “Remember these 3 colors: yellow, green and pink”. The next day green green green yellow I pink up the phone.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Red
Red who?
Red Riding Hood!
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he got picked on!
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because he was framed!
How did the turtle get off his back?
He rocked and rolled!
What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk?
Winnie the Pooh!
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