Why did the ice cream put sunscreen on?
So he wouldn’t melt!
What is black and white with words all over?
A newspaper!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop!
What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porky-pine!
What is the funniest type of taffy?
The Laffy Taffy
Two zombies hang out at the park. One has a new girlfriend. What does his friend say when he introduces her?
“She’s a cutie. Where’d you dig her up?”
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