A man jumps 27 stories and lives – how does he do it?
He is a window washer – he jumps in the building.
Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So the cop can stop him and say “Remember these 3 colors: yellow, green and pink”. The next day green green green yellow I pink up the phone.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Red
Red who?
Red Riding Hood!
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he got picked on!
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because he was framed!
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