Jokes By Kids

From Martin Y., 13 years old, Hong Kong

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing! Seas can’t talk.

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From Jennifer Lopez, 13 years old, Indiana

What did the math book say to the other math book?

I have a lot of problems!

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From Stella, 9 years old, Canada

What do you call Batman and Robin after they were squashed by cattle?

Flatman and Ribbon!

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From Mathew Danuff, 11 years old, Florida

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Owls!
Owls who?

Yes, they do!

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From Sierra, 10 years old, Colorado

[prank call] Hi, is your refrigerator running?

Then you’d better go catch it!

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From Sumsum, 9 years old, Howell, MI

Knock knock!
Who is there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Orange!
Orange who?

Orange you happy I didn’t say banana again?!?!?!?!?

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