What is a green house made of?
Glass
What do you get when a cat walks across the desert?
You get Sandy Paws.
There was a very mean (miserly) man. He dreamed that he was giving money to many people. He woke and ………………….
………. decided not to sleep again.
A panda walks into a restaurant. After eating his food, he pulls out a gun and shoots it off. (Of course, nobody was harmed.) “What did you do that for?” asks the waiter. The panda smirks, throwing him a dictionary with poor grammar. The waiter watches as the panda walks out, then reads it…
Panda – A black and white bear, native to Asia. Eats, shoots and leaves.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have any guts!
Why couldn’t the pirate get into the movie?
Because it was rated R!!
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