What does a cow grow on its face?
A moo-stache!
A MAN DRANK POISON; HOW DID HE SURVIVE?
HE WAS IN THE LIVING ROOM!
What is the boy’s name who bows to the king?
Neil!
Person: Doctor,doctor I need you!
Doctor: What’s the problem?
Person: I think I’m a moth.
Doctor: You don’t need me. You need a psychiatrist.
Person: I know.
Doctor: So why did you come here?
Person: The light was on!
What did Tennessee?
The same thing that Arkansas!
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he got picked on!
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