How does Lady Gaga like her hamburgers?
Raw-raw-raw!
If you have a pound of feathers and a pound of bricks, which one weighs more?
They both weigh the same – they’re both a POUND!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he felt like it.
Why did Cali phone ya?
She called to say Hawhi ya (Hawaii)
What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car?
Get in the car!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
So he didn’t get a hole in one!
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