Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other SLIDE! (side)
Why is animal testing a bad idea ?
Because they get nervous and give the wrong answers!
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk!
A scientist was doing an experiment on fleas. He pulled one leg off the flea, and said,”Jump flea!”, and the flea jumped. Then he pulled the second leg off and told it to jump. It jumped. Next he pulled the third leg off and told it to jump. It jumped. He did the same for the fourth and fifth. He pulled the sixth leg off and told it to jump, it did not jump. So the scientist said, “I conclude that when you remove all the legs from a flea,……
…. he is deaf.”
What do you call a peanut who is an astronaut?
An astronut!
Which side of a chicken has more feathers?
The outside duh!!!
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