Jokes By Kids

From Julia, 10 years old, Missouri, USA

What is Count Dracula’s favorite time of the year?

The fright before Christmas.

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From SVH, 10 years old, Winnipeg Manitoba

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?

Lettuce in it’s cold out!

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From Julia, 10 years old, Missouri, USA

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snow one at home at my house.

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From Lupita Juarez, 11 years old, Texas

What is an alien’s favorite key on a keyboard?

The space bar.

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From Kenny, 9 years old, Florida

What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

Strawberry!

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From Barrett W., 10 years old, IA

What happens when people use golden toilet paper in the bathroom?

They potty like rock stars!

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