Q: What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny burps
What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the plane?
ME!
What makes trees grow?
ROOT BEER!
When Santa leaves the L out of the alphabet, what does the teacher say???
“Noel, Noel, Noel!”
What’s big, fat, and howls that it CAN’T fly??
Santa PAWS!!! ๐
What do you get when you put pop with a tart?
A poptart!
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