Why do refrigerators hum?
Because they don’t know the words.
Kids in kindergarten don’t listen to Jack and the Beanstalk anymore.
Now it’s Jack and the Dangers of Genetically Engineered Bean Seeds.
What’s up?
The sky!
Why does nobody kiss vampires?
Because they have garlic breath!
What do call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho cheese:)
Did you hear about the kidnapping?
Don’t worry, he woke up.
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