What do you get when you cross a smurf with a cow?
Blue cheese!
There were two people called Crazy and Nothing. One day, Nothing fell out the kitchen window and Crazy called the police for help. This is what he said:
“Hi, I’m Crazy! Nothing fell out the window!”
Why did Daphne use shampoo with bullets?
She wanted her hair to have bangs.
How many monkeys can fit in a barrel?
It depends on how big the barrel is!
Why did the corn go on a diet?
Because he was feeling husky!
What has four legs is grey and has a trunk?
A mouse going on vacation!
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