What did the elephant say when a boy brought him broccoli instead of peanuts?
“Oh, nuts!”
What did the boy say when he found a new pair of shoes he liked?
I found my sole mate!
What’s white when dirty and black when clean?
A blackboard!
How do you make a gold fish old?
Take away the “g!”
What does a human wear that a dog does?
pants
What time is it when you need to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty! (two thirty)
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