Why couldn’t the elephant fly?
Because the airline lost his trunk.
What do sick bees do?
Go to a wasp-spital!
Why did the child bring his car to school?
Because he wanted to drive the teacher up the wall!!!
What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney??
You’re too young to smoke!
Which state can you serve at a restaurant?
Mini Soda!!! ( Minnesota!!!)
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up!
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