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From Jamie C, 10 years old, Stockport, Manchester, England, The UK, Europe, Planet Earth, The Solar System, The Milky Way Galaxy

A man walked into a bar. He looked up at the ceiling and saw two large pieces of meat. The man asked the barman why the meat was up there. He said if you can get them down without using a chair or a pool cue or anything, you’ll get £200. However, if you can’t, you’ll have to give me £200.

The man says:

I can’t do it! The steaks are too high!
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From siddhanth iyer, 7 years old, california

What has teeth but can not eat?

a comb!
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From Tay-bug, 11 years old, Peducah

What did the cow say when he was waiting in line?

moooove over
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From Jackson, 8 years old, Michigan

Knock-Knock?
Who’s there?
Coal Mine.
Coal Mine who?

Coal mine number and find out!
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From Kasra Maximus M, 9 years old, Berkeley, California

What do you get when you cross lightning with a dictionary?

Thesaurus of electricity!
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From Farah, 6 years old, Sudan

What has three eyes and one leg?

Trafic signal!
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Filed Under: Riddles

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