Why did the crow cross the road? !
Because he wanted to prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What is a cat’s favorite dessert in the summer?
A mice cream cone!
Why wouldn’t the oysters share their lunch?
They were 2 shellfish!
The Blue Man lives in the Blue House
and the Red Man lives in the Red House.
Who lives in the White House?
The PRESIDENT!
What has teeth but does not bite
A comb!
Why did the banana cross the road?
To be a banana split!
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