What do chickens and drummers have in common?
They both have drum sticks!
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
He stole second base!
How many items can you fit into an empty grocery bag?
One. After that, the bag isn’t empty anymore.
WHO CAN JUMP HIGHER THAN AN OLYMPIC STADIUM?
EVERY BODY. OLYMPIC STADIUMS CAN’T JUMP!
Why can’t a hockey player tell a joke?
Because the ice might crack up!
Why does a humming bird hum
because it doesn’t know the words!
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