A panda walks into a restaurant. After eating his food, he pulls out a gun and shoots it off. (Of course, nobody was harmed.) “What did you do that for?” asks the waiter. The panda smirks, throwing him a dictionary with poor grammar. The waiter watches as the panda walks out, then reads it…
Panda – A black and white bear, native to Asia. Eats, shoots and leaves.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have any guts!
Why couldn’t the pirate get into the movie?
Because it was rated R!!
How does Lady Gaga like her hamburgers?
Raw-raw-raw!
If you have a pound of feathers and a pound of bricks, which one weighs more?
They both weigh the same – they’re both a POUND!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he felt like it.
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