What do female goats wear under their shirts?
Baaaaa’s!
How do you make a hippo float?
One cup ice cream, one cup soda and one hippo!
What do monkeys sing around Christmas time?
Jungle Bells!
Why didn’t the boy like his science class?
It was too Boron!
What did the computer say to the other computer?
You’re not my type!
A man walked into a bar. He looked up at the ceiling and saw two large pieces of meat. The man asked the barman why the meat was up there. He said if you can get them down without using a chair or a pool cue or anything, you’ll get £200. However, if you can’t, you’ll have to give me £200.
The man says:
I can’t do it! The steaks are too high!
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