Why was the broom late for school?
Because he over swept!
What is Katniss’s favorite kind of chip?
A PEETA CHIP!
Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood, thought I’d stop by !
What’s black and white and red all over?
A penguin holding his breath !
What did the frog say when he returned his library books?
Read it ! Read it ! Read it !
A man walks into a bar…
Then he leaves and goes and gets stitches!
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