What did the computer say to the other computer?
You’re not my type!
A man walked into a bar. He looked up at the ceiling and saw two large pieces of meat. The man asked the barman why the meat was up there. He said if you can get them down without using a chair or a pool cue or anything, you’ll get £200. However, if you can’t, you’ll have to give me £200.
The man says:
I can’t do it! The steaks are too high!
What has teeth but can not eat?
a comb!
What did the cow say when he was waiting in line?
moooove over
Knock-Knock?
Who’s there?
Coal Mine.
Coal Mine who?
Coal mine number and find out!
What do you get when you cross lightning with a dictionary?
Thesaurus of electricity!
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