How do you get to a man’s stomach?
Through his esophagus!
Imagine you are stuck on a deserted island with no food, water, or shelter and no civilization or way off. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
What do frogs order at McDonalds?
A hoppy meal!
Why did the boy put his laptop in the oven?
Because he wanted to make Apple pie!
Three hunters went to a forest and came upon some strange tracks.
The first hunter said “These are moose tracks.”
The second hunter said “These are horse tracks.”
But the third hunter never got to say anything because he got hit by a train!
What do you call a puppy sitting on a rabbit?
A dog on a bun!
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