Patient: Doctor, doctor come quickly , my son just swallowed a pen!
Doctor : Use a pencil till I get there !
Me: What’s the time?
Dog: 2.00.
Me: How did you know?
I’m a Watch Dog!
What do you call a skunk that flies?
A smellycopter!
What do you call a cat that falls in the trash can?
Cat Litter!
Why was the broom late for school?
Because it swept away in the moment!
What did the elephant do when he broke his toe and couldn’t walk?
He called a tow (toe) truck!
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