What runs around the cemetery but stays in one place?
A FENCE!
Why is the football stadium so hot after every game?
Because all the fans have left!
WHY DO BANANAS WEAR SUNSCREEN?
BECAUSE THEY PEEL!
What did the teacher say to the little bees?
beehive yourself!
What dogs are opposites?
Hot dogs and Chili dogs!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Papa.
Papa who?
Papa goes the weasel!
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