What did the toad say when he had to ride the bus?
I have to ride the bus because my car got toad.
So what do you get when you cross a punch and a line?
the answer!!!
What did the tree wear to the swimming pool?
Swimming trunks!
What do you do when your mom tells you to stop watching TV and read a book?
Put the TV on subtitle!
What is a judge’s favorite subject of school?
Recess!
I picked up a man that just came out of a store; he had 4 bags of drinks and a brown bag. I asked him if he needed a ride and he said “If you don’t mind!” So he got in and I drove for a while then the bag moved. I asked the man what was in the bag and he said “None of your applesauce!” and I drove for a while longer and the bag moved again. I asked the man WHAT IS IN THE BAG? and he said,”None of your applesauce!” and I told him that this was my stop so he got out and he left his bag in my car! Do you know what was in the bag?
None of your applesauce!
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