Jokes By Kids

From Jessica Cher, 11 years old, Malden, MA The United States

Teacher:Can anyone tell me what 7×6 is?
Student:42
Teacher:And can someone tell me what 6×7 is?
Same Student:42

Another student said, “No it’s 24!”

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From Nathan Diaz, 12 years old, Yuciapa, CA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Banana split!

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From Austin, 3 years old, Michigan

Yo mama so hungry…..

I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a nut!

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From Alexis, 10 years old, Alanta Georgia

Knock,knock
Who’s there?
Mind.
Mind who?

Mind your own business!!

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From Coco, 10 years old, Holyoke, Massachusetts, United States

What did Bella from Twilight see when she went to New York City?

The Vampire State Building!

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From Holly, 11 years old, UK

What did the sharpener say to the pencil?

Stop circling round and get to the point!

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