What kind of math equation are pirates best at?
Finding X!
Which is the biggest ant?
Elephant!
What has legs but can’t walk?
Tables and chairs
I once wondered “Is that frisbee getting bigger?”
THEN, IT HIT ME!
A girl was walking to school and she was late. The teacher said to her “Why are you late?”
The girl answered “When I was walking to school I saw a sign that said ‘school zone, slow down.’
Why was the girl’s SCHOOL report card wet?
Because her score was below C!
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