Jokes By Kids

From Saige, 9 years old, U.S.A

What does a dog put on its pizza?

muttzerrella and puperoni!

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From Amelia, 9 years old, USA

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?

ketch-up to me later!

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From Amelia, 9 years old, USA

What does a cat say when it’s hurt?

me-OW!

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From Belen, 11 years old, El Paso, Texas

What is a trampoline’s favorite dance?

Hip Hop!

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From Francis, 9 years old, Burlington, NJ

Why did the dollar bill punch the quarter?

To knock some cents into him!

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From Mackenzie, 11 years old, Spencerport, NY

Which restaurant loves princesses?

Taco BELLE!

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