What kind of furniture rocks a party?
A rocking chair!
What do you call a fossil that doesn’t ever want to work?
Lazy Bones!
Why did the dog drop out of the soccer game?
He wanted to be the Rufferee!
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
You’re on a horse. There is a cougar in front of you and a tiger beside you. What do you do?
Get off the merry-go-round!
Why did the musician put his laptop into the oven?
He wanted to burn his own CD!
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