Why do you never take a Pokemon to the bathroom?
They might Pikachu!
What is the color of a burp?
Burple!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Two dads and two sons went fishing. They each caught one fish. When they went home they counted the fish, but there was only three. Why?
Because it was a grandpa, his son, and his grandson. Two are fathers and two are sons.
Do you think we should swim here? I heard there were crocodiles!
It’s okay. The sharks will scare them away!
My dog keeps chasing people on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away!
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