What did the sharpener say to the pencil?
Stop circling round and get to the point!
What kind of math equation are pirates best at?
Finding X!
Which is the biggest ant?
Elephant!
What has legs but can’t walk?
Tables and chairs
I once wondered “Is that frisbee getting bigger?”
THEN, IT HIT ME!
A girl was walking to school and she was late. The teacher said to her “Why are you late?”
The girl answered “When I was walking to school I saw a sign that said ‘school zone, slow down.’
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